fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
ye olde beyblade
let thou rip
"I love that look you give em’ there.” - Harry Lloyd (1x06 commentary)
do you ever see a post that you absolutely despise but one of the people you follow reblogs it and agrees with it and you’re just
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"